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Showing posts with label Corporate Story. Show all posts

I Have Experience in Attending Interview Wearing Proper Formal Dress


Interviewer 1 : So ! How many years experience do you have ? Candidate : I am fresher ! Interviewer 1 : Sorry there is no place for fresher for now. ----------- Interviewer 2 : You passed a year ago and you are still unemployed? Candidate : Searching for best opportunity. Interviewer 2 : Sort we don't have time to train fresher . -----------
Interviewer 3 : In which skill you are expert? Candidate : "Interview skill sir " Interviewer 3 : What ? Candidate : Am experienced in -attending interview wearing proper formal dress !!
-Talking fluent English !
-Hearing all good feedback but still doesn't gets placed since they ask 30 Yrs of exp in work from a 22 yr old .
- Experienced in attending 15 interviews!
-High level of tolerance of accepting rejection . Interviewer 3 : --- speechless ---- #sadgeneration in-spite of having skills n knowledge many don't get job due to inefficiency to train a fresher or high population

8 Reasons Why You Should Date An Engineer

1. First and foremost, Engineer never complaint about the food served to them.

No matter how bad you cook, they will never complaint about it. Because they had suffered same in hostel’s mess throughout their graduation. This must be the most effective argument nowadays you can give a girl to Date an Engineer


2. They are best at hacks & innovations (JUGAAD)

Whatever the matter may be, they will manage the resources they are provided with or they will manage the resource they want.Whether it be the notes just before exams or innovations at hostel or home.
A girl will definitely be impressed by the mind of his companion, the way or i should say the best way to manage what he has got.


3. You don’t need anyone else once you have an engineer.

If you have an engineer in your house then you don’t need anyone for technical purpose.He is aware of all the tech stuffs like cellphones,laptops or even home appliances like Television,Refrigerator or Washing Machines.He will be the one who knows everything.

8 Reasons Why You Should Date An Engineer


4. Almost all of them have a creative side to them.

They are singers, writers, poets, musicians, guitarists,dancers,sportsmen,actors etc. They have at least one of these qualities and some of them even have multiple qualities too.. How can you not fall for a multi-talented person?


5. They are die hard fans of movies,video games,football, sports etc.

You need not to worry about movie date if you are with an engineer. You will never complaint about it as there will be enough movie dates between you.If you are a movie/sports/video games freak, then you must date an engineer.


6. Engineers manages everything with an ease which nobody can

They are in a practice to handle every kind of stress, problems and cope up with everything in their life.Whether it be completing the whole syllabus a night before exam or submitting projects on deadline or family issues or relationship problems. Moreover this is the quality that every engineer tends to possess and they grasp these during their graduation, best thing they must have learnt…:p
So what more can a girl look for?


7. They can crack jokes with “Sarcasm” and make you laugh at any moment

Sarcasm- The common sense which is not common to all, and neither is understood by everyone easily.
But every engineer deals with this throughout their degree  and become used to the use of this sense of humor.One will definitely enjoy the company of the person who understands these kind of jokes and a person who is logical with their topics.He will tell you tech jokes that you won’t understand. After that, he’ll explain everything to you in simple terms. Oh the patience!


8. Engineers keep track of the details

Which means spontaneity isn’t so much their thing (maybe it’s yours!), but the details of your life, your finances,your travel plans, and your children’s education are precise, perfect, leaving no room for error. With the mindless chaos of life, there’s comfort in those details.
Plus, they remember your birthday. It’s a number, after all.
What more can a girl look for in his companion.
Source: psychologicalfeed

Beware of HR,,, :P

Wife - Lets go for a dinner tonight.
Husband (HR Manager) - Ok.

Husband - Should we go to a cheaper restaurant ?
Wife - No. Let's go to Royal Palace hotel.

Husband - (silence for a minute) - Ok, See you at 7.O 'Clock.

On the way, around 6.30 pm...

Husband - Once upon a time, I had pani puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me.
Wife - What's so difficult in it?

Husband - Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is so difficult.
Wife - I can easily beat you.

Husband - Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.
Wife - Let us have that competition right now.

Husband - So you want to see yourself defeated?
Wife - Let's see.

They both stop at a Pani-puri stall and start eating... After about 30 Pani-puris the husband gave up.
The wife was also full, but to defeat her husband, she ate one more and shouted, *"You lose."* The bill was Rs 50/- and wife was back home and happy as she won the bet.

Moral of the Story...

*Main aim of a HR Manager is to satisfy employee with minimum investments. Winning attitude with less investment, ensuring strong Return On Investment!*