Presence of mind helps, Never Panic....!!!

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter.

The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop,

but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.


So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter".
To his surprise, the customer was standing right behind him..!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

So the boy added immediately, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!!!!!!".

After the customer left, the manager said "You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?"


To this the boy said, "I come from Brazil. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players!!!!!"


The manager replied coldly, "My wife is also from Brazil ".


To this the boy asked excitedly, "Oh yeah? Which team does she plays for?"

Corporate Lesson: Presence of mind helps, Never Panic....!!!

We both left home at 18 (Dedicated to the greats of Indian Army)

We both left home at 18,
You cleared JEE,
I got recommended.
You got IIT,
I got NDA.

You persuaded your degree,
I had the toughest training.

Your day started at 7 and ended at 5,
Mine started at 4 till 9 and
Some nights also included.
You had your convocation ceremony,
I had my POP.

Best company took you and
Best package was awarded,
I was ordered to join my paltan
With 2 stars piped on my shoulders.
You got a job,
I got a way of life.

Every eve you got to see your family,
I just wished i got to see my parents soon.
You celebrated festivals with lights and music,
I celebrated with my comrade in bunkers.

We both married,
Your wife got to see you everyday,
My wife just wished i was Alive.

You were sent to business trips,
I was sent on line of control.
We both returned,

Both wives couldn't control their tears, but
You wiped her but,
I couldn't...
You hugged her but,
I couldn't.

Because I was lying in the coffin,
With medals on my chest and,
Coffin wrapped with tricolor.
My way of life ended...
Your continued.

We both left home at 18 (Dedicated to the greats of Indian Army)

I Have Experience in Attending Interview Wearing Proper Formal Dress

Interviewer 1 : So ! How many years experience do you have ? Candidate : I am fresher ! Interviewer 1 : Sorry there is no place for fresher for now. ----------- Interviewer 2 : You passed a year ago and you are still unemployed? Candidate : Searching for best opportunity. Interviewer 2 : Sort we don't have time to train fresher . -----------

Interviewer 3 : In which skill you are expert? Candidate : "Interview skill sir " Interviewer 3 : What ? Candidate : Am experienced in -attending interview wearing proper formal dress !!
-Talking fluent English !
-Hearing all good feedback but still doesn't gets placed since they ask 30 Yrs of exp in work from a 22 yr old .
- Experienced in attending 15 interviews!
-High level of tolerance of accepting rejection . Interviewer 3 : --- speechless ---- #sadgeneration in-spite of having skills n knowledge many don't get job due to inefficiency to train a fresher or high population

Who is richer than Bill Gates? - Inspirational Story

Someone asked Bill Gates, Is there any person richer than you? He said, yes, only one. Many years ago, I had been dismissal and I had gone to New York airport. I read titles of newspapers there. I liked one of them and I want to buy it. But I didn't have change (coin). I abandoned, suddenly, a black boy called me and told, “This newspaper for you.” I said, but I don’t have change. He said, “No problem, I give you free”.

After 3 months, I went there. Coincidentally, that story happened again and that same boy gave another free newspaper again. I said, I can’t accept. But he said, “I give you from my profit.” After 19 years, I had been rich and I decided to find that boy. I found him after one and half months searching. I asked him, do you know me? He said, “Yes, you’re famous Bill Gates.” I said, you gave me free newspaper in 2 times many years ago. Now, I want to compensate it. I am going to give you everything that you want. Black young man replied, “You can’t compensate it!” I said, why? He said, "Because I gave you when I was poor. You want to give me when you are rich. So, how do you compensate?" Bill Gates said, I think that black young man is richer than me. You don't have to be rich or wait to be rich to give.

Also Watch: Who is richer than Bill Gates?

Always Delay Judgement. A very worth file read!

A lovely little girl was holding two apples with both hands.

Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile: “my sweetie, could you give your mum one of your two apples?”
The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds, then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and then quickly on the other.
The mum felt the smile on her face freeze. She tried hard not to reveal her disappointment.
Then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples to her mum, and said: mummy, here you are. This is the sweeter one.

No matter who you are, how experienced you are, and how knowledgeable you think you are, always delay judgement. Give others the privilege to explain themselves. What you see may not be the reality. Never conclude for others.
Which is why we should never only focus on the surface and judge others without understanding them first.

Those who like to pay the bill, do so not because they are loaded, but because they value friendship above money.

Those who take the initiative at work, do so not because they are stupid but because they understand the concept of responsibility.

Those who apologize first after a fight, do so not because they are wrong but because they value the people around them.

Those who are willing to help you, do so not because they owe you any thing but because they see you as a true friend.

Those who often text you, do so not because they have nothing better to do but because you are in their heart.
One day, all of us will get separated from each other; we will miss our conversations of everything & nothing; the dreams that we had. Days will pass by, months, years, until this contact becomes rare… One day our children will see our pictures and ask “Who are these people? “And we will smile with invisible tears because a heart is touched with a strong word and you will say: “IT WAS THEM THAT I HAD THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE WITH”

Source: RishikaJain

11 Things You May REGRET in 15 years

1. Staying in the job you hate

2. Staying in a destructive relationship

3. Settling for less than you deserve

4. Not spending enough time with the loved ones. Children grow up faster than we think, parents
grow older faster than we would like

5. Not creating enough loyal friends and colleagues

6.Not doing enough for your people

7. Not taking care of your health

8. Not taking time to learn new things

9. Worrying too much. Worry saps energy of today without contributing anything to tomorrow.

10. Not spending enough time on things you like Travel, sports, leisure, etc

11. Not allowing yourself to be happy with what you have reacting rather than responding no day is a scrap page in the book of life; being happy is a choice.

Email Id Story

A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at XYZ company.

The HR manager interviewed him, then gave him a test: clean the floor. The man passed the test with flying colors. "You are hired,"
HR manager informed the applicant, "give me your e-mail address, and I'll send you the application for employment, as well as the date you should report for work.

The man replied " I don't have a computer, or an email!" "I'm sorry," said the HR manager. "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And we cannot hire persons who do not exist."

The man was very disappointed.

He didn't know what to do. He only had $10 with him. Once that is spent, he won't have any money to buy any food.

He went to the supermarket and bought a crate of tomatoes with his $10. He went from door to door and sold the tomatoes in less than two hours. He doubled his money. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.

He realized that he can survive this way. He started to go everyday earlier, and return late. He doubled or tripled his money every day. Soon, he bought a cart, then a truck.

In a very short time, he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

Five years later, the man became one of the biggest food retailers in the U. S.

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. At the end of the conversation, the broker asked him for his email address. The man replied: ' I don't have an email.' The broker was dumbfounded. "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded in building an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?," he exclaimed. The man thought for a while, and replied, "an office boy at XYZ company!"

If you just lost your Job or Just failed an Interview Don't worry be Optimistic..... Good days are on the way and something better is reserved for you.

All you have to do is Explore, Innovate and Explore !!!

8 Reasons Why You Should Date An Engineer

1. First and foremost, Engineer never complaint about the food served to them.

No matter how bad you cook, they will never complaint about it. Because they had suffered same in hostel’s mess throughout their graduation. This must be the most effective argument nowadays you can give a girl to Date an Engineer


2. They are best at hacks & innovations (JUGAAD)

Whatever the matter may be, they will manage the resources they are provided with or they will manage the resource they want.Whether it be the notes just before exams or innovations at hostel or home.
A girl will definitely be impressed by the mind of his companion, the way or i should say the best way to manage what he has got.


3. You don’t need anyone else once you have an engineer.

If you have an engineer in your house then you don’t need anyone for technical purpose.He is aware of all the tech stuffs like cellphones,laptops or even home appliances like Television,Refrigerator or Washing Machines.He will be the one who knows everything.

4. Almost all of them have a creative side to them.

They are singers, writers, poets, musicians, guitarists,dancers,sportsmen,actors etc. They have at least one of these qualities and some of them even have multiple qualities too.. How can you not fall for a multi-talented person?


5. They are die hard fans of movies,video games,football, sports etc.

You need not to worry about movie date if you are with an engineer. You will never complaint about it as there will be enough movie dates between you.If you are a movie/sports/video games freak, then you must date an engineer.


6. Engineers manages everything with an ease which nobody can

They are in a practice to handle every kind of stress, problems and cope up with everything in their life.Whether it be completing the whole syllabus a night before exam or submitting projects on deadline or family issues or relationship problems. Moreover this is the quality that every engineer tends to possess and they grasp these during their graduation, best thing they must have learnt…:p
So what more can a girl look for?


7. They can crack jokes with “Sarcasm” and make you laugh at any moment

Sarcasm- The common sense which is not common to all, and neither is understood by everyone easily.
But every engineer deals with this throughout their degree  and become used to the use of this sense of humor.One will definitely enjoy the company of the person who understands these kind of jokes and a person who is logical with their topics.He will tell you tech jokes that you won’t understand. After that, he’ll explain everything to you in simple terms. Oh the patience!


8. Engineers keep track of the details

Which means spontaneity isn’t so much their thing (maybe it’s yours!), but the details of your life, your finances,your travel plans, and your children’s education are precise, perfect, leaving no room for error. With the mindless chaos of life, there’s comfort in those details.
Plus, they remember your birthday. It’s a number, after all.
What more can a girl look for in his companion.
Source: psychologicalfeed

Citizen Vs Politician

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.
The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'Thank You' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a grocer comes in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.

The grocer was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'Thank You' card and a bag of fresh vegetables waiting for him at his door.

Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week..

The politician was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. 

An Ultimate Bargain

A Gujju calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction...
Dentist : Rs 850 Sir.

Gujju : Rs 850..!!! Too much..!! Don't you have anything cheaper?
Dentist : That's the normal charge, Sir.

Gujju : What if you don't use any anaesthetic?
Dentist : That's unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400.

Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anaesthetic?
Dentist : Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 150.

Gujju: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn?
Dentist : It'll be good for the students but quite traumatic for the patient... And I can pay you Rs 200 for it.

Gujju : Now you're talking..!! Ok, it's a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow at 10 AM then?

Beware of HR,,, :P

Wife - Lets go for a dinner tonight.
Husband (HR Manager) - Ok.

Husband - Should we go to a cheaper restaurant ?
Wife - No. Let's go to Royal Palace hotel.

Husband - (silence for a minute) - Ok, See you at 7.O 'Clock.

On the way, around 6.30 pm...

Husband - Once upon a time, I had pani puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me.
Wife - What's so difficult in it?

Husband - Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is so difficult.
Wife - I can easily beat you.

Husband - Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.
Wife - Let us have that competition right now.

Husband - So you want to see yourself defeated?
Wife - Let's see.

They both stop at a Pani-puri stall and start eating... After about 30 Pani-puris the husband gave up.
The wife was also full, but to defeat her husband, she ate one more and shouted, *"You lose."* The bill was Rs 50/- and wife was back home and happy as she won the bet.

Moral of the Story...

*Main aim of a HR Manager is to satisfy employee with minimum investments. Winning attitude with less investment, ensuring strong Return On Investment!*

Chicken Story

A farmer owns 25 young hens and one male...

As he feels that the old male could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young male from the market...

Old Male to YoungMale:

Old male: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity...
Young Male: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.

Old Male : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?
Young Male: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old Male: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all.
Young Male: OKKK.. What kind of competition?

Old Male: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young Male: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

In the morning the YoungMale allows the Old male to start off & when the Old male crosses the 10 meters mark the Young Male chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old male's back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly..."BANG"!!!

Before he could overtake the old male , he was shot dead by the farmer...

who cursed, : "Hell" This is the 5th GAY Male I've bought this week." ??


Moral: beware of senior experience in corporate politics !!!!!

iPhone 7 Vs Charming Girl’s Love (Dad’s Little Princess)

iPhone - Last week, one of my friend posted status on FB as "iPhone is class, rest all are not"

Yes, I do understand people are crazy about iPhone just for a showoff (Sorry iPhone Lovers, yes for showoff)

Like every Indian teenager, one CHARMING Girl Name: Pihu is also crazy about iPhone. She is just 17 but still she wants iPhone 7 because most of her friends are having iPhone.

Pihu is a youngest and only child of her parents. Her father is working for a MNC as a Senior Manager, he never refused any demand of her pretty Princess Pihu. Her mother is a housewife.

Pihu loves shopping, and also wants to become a Model. Most of time she dresses up like a Model

One Day

Pihu: Dad, I want iPhone 7 as all my friends are having iPhone.

Dad: Hmmm

Pihu: Dad, please give me iPhone 7,,, please please please

Dad: Hmmm

Pihu (Little Bit Aggressive): Dad, are you listening?

Dad: Yes

Pihu: Dad, please gift me iPhone 

Dad: Wait, I'm busy with my office work. Give me some time.

AFTER 10 MINS

Pihu (Naughty Smile): Dad, iPhone 7

Dad: Okay Dear, tomorrow we'll go out and buy new iPhone.

Pihu (Full of smiling face): Love You Dad, Love you so much

Dad: Love you too sweetheart, now go and have your dinner.

NEXT DAY - Early Morning

Pihu: Dad, dad, dad, wake up its 8o'clock

Dad: Hmmm

Pihu: Dad, come-on

Dad: Okay

Pihu (With naughty smile): At what time, we'll go to shopping mall?

Dad: Evening 5 or 6?

Pihu: No, it will be too late

Dad: Okay evening 4

Pihu: No, we'll go around 11:30AM

Dad (Surprise): Okay

Her Dad knows, she's desperate about iPhone

AT SHOPPING MALL

Sale Person: Hello Sir and Madam, How can I help you?

Dad: We are looking for iPhone 7

Sale Person: Sir, iPhone 7 with 128 GB memory or more?

Pihu: 256GB, Sir

Dad (Shocking and thinking my laptop capacity is 500GB only): Okay

Sale Person: Which color do you want to buy? Black or

In middle

Pihu: Pink only

Sale Person: Okay Mam, sure. Anything else?

Pihu: Yes, back cover also

Dad (Shocking Reaction): Why??

Pihu: Dad, it's too costly. I don't want any scratch on this

Dad: Oh my Son.

Pihu: Dad, what happened?

Dad (Deep Breath): Listen son, you want to protect this iPhone with cover which is just a device. Can you please tell me how can I protect my priceless Princess?

Pihu (Shocked): Who?

Dad: You, my princess

Pihu: Why, what happened Dad?

Dad: Look my Princess, how people are staring at you (because she's in shorts). Can you tell me how can I protect you from these society scratches?

It's not about the dressing sense it's just about the LOVE and CARE, which her Dad showed about her.

Pihu (Thinking and Thinking): Blank

Dad: What happened dear?

Pihu: Don't know dad.

Dad: Yes, iPhone is costly but in front of you that is nothing.

The Indian Doctor

An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'

An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."

Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Indian: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Indian: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."

Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
Indian: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

You can't beat Indian Doctors

It is my Mistake -- I accept it...

Mistakes Happen..... How many times have we actually accepted it as our own ? Just ask 15-time Grammy Award winner, Adele. If you guys saw her Grammy awards performance you know what I am talking about.

She was only moments into her tribute to George Michael, when she stopped and asked to restart the song because it didn’t sound right. At this point of time I actually thought about my work (I know weird) but I am quite odd that way. Recently I experience something very similar when I was giving a presentation and I stopped as I thought it was not making any sense. I took a few moments and restarted only to be applauded by him.

But back to Adele, instead of being ridiculed, scorned or shunned, she's experiencing the exact opposite. Tweets are coming in from all over the globe celebrating Adele's courage to acknowledge her mistake, start over and deliver what was ultimately an amazing performance.

We may not all be on the Grammy stage with the eyes of the world upon us, but we can learn from Adele's courage and ability to embrace making mistakes. We are all human and we are all learners.

So let aside your failures and fear and let us put experience and learning at center stage. Please let me know if you have had similar experiences.

Lesson To Everyone

A son took his old father to a restaurant for an evening dinner.

Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food on his shirt and trousers. Others diners watched him in disgust while his son was calm.

After he finished eating, his son who was not at all embarrassed, quietly took him to the wash room, wiped the food particles, removed the stains, combed his hair and fitted his spectacles firmly.

When they came out, the entire restaurant was watching them in dead silence, not able to grasp how someone could embarrass themselves publicly like that.

The son settled the bill and started walking out with his father.

At that time, an old man amongst the diners called out to the son and asked him, “Don’t you think you have left something behind?”.

The son replied, “No sir, I haven’t”.

The old man retorted, “Yes, you have! You left a lesson for every son and hope for every father“.

15 Places To Visit In India Before You Get MARRIED

Collect Unforgettable Moments Not Expensive Things

Disclaimer: This list of tourist places isn’t only for men! :P 

1. Trip To Goa With Friends (Not as a GF/BF)
2. Trek On The Hills Of Mcleodganj
3. Conquer the fears of water with Scuba Diving in Andaman
4. Ride on the Leh-Ladakh Highway and camp under the stars in Ladakh
5. Explore the Ghats in Banaras
6. Stay overnight at Marine Drive in the never sleeping city of Mumbai
7. Explore the Scotland of the south – Coorg
8. Volunteer with the monks in Sikkim
9. Enchant your spirit in Kerala
10. Drive Through The Forest of Bandipur
11. Celebration for Colors in Mathura
12. Travel To The Salt Lands During The Kutch Festival
13. Beat Your Fear Of Heights – Go Paragliding In Solang
14. A Wildlife Trip To Dibru Saikhowa National Park in Assam
15. White Water Rafting in Rishikesh

Journey From Bangalore to Gokarna

Kudle Beach

"Land of palm trees, blue seas and golden sands"

With its pristine beaches and breathtaking landscapes, Gokarna is a Hindu pilgrimage town and a newly found hub for beach lovers and hippies.

Situated on the coast of Karwar, Gokarna is a small town in Karnataka, primarily known for two reasons - its beaches and temples. Gokarna can be different things to different people. Every year hordes of tourists visit Gokarna in search of sanctity and salvation on one hand and respite and relaxation on the other.

Distance:

From Bangalore 7 h 40 min (484.3 km) via NH48

Weather:	23° C
State Rank:	1 out of 52 Places To Visit In Karnataka
Ideal Duration:	2-3 days
Best Time:	Throughout the year

Top Things To Do In Gokarna

Here are the top 5 places to visit in Gokarna

1. Om Beach - 1 kms from city center, Famous for being naturally shaped like the auspicious symbol Om, Om beach attracts tourists round the year.
2. Kudle Beach - 2 kms from city center, This is one of the most famous tourist spot, located around 20-minutes (walking distance) away from Gokarna. Here travelers will get a number of simple huts and beach-side eating places where one can enjoy lots of things.
3. Mahabaleshwara Temple - 1 kms from city center, A Shiva Linga known as the Atmalinga is worshipped in this Mahabaleshwar temple.
4. Gokarna Beach - 1 kms from city center, Located close to Mahabaleshwara Temple, Gokarna beach is most popular with pilgrims coming to visit the temples.
5. City Shopping - 1 kms from city center, There are small shops in the town selling some religious trinkets, incense sticks and some cheap clothes. There are no souvenirs in particular that tourists generally carry from Gokarna.

About Hotels in Gokarna 

Various options for staying are available to the tourists. Low range to exotic resorts are well spread out over the town. Beach resorts are also highly demanded by the tourists.

Few Memories: