An Ultimate Bargain

A Gujju calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction...
Dentist : Rs 850 Sir.

Gujju : Rs 850..!!! Too much..!! Don't you have anything cheaper?
Dentist : That's the normal charge, Sir.

Gujju : What if you don't use any anaesthetic?
Dentist : That's unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400.

Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anaesthetic?
Dentist : Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 150.

Gujju: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn?
Dentist : It'll be good for the students but quite traumatic for the patient... And I can pay you Rs 200 for it.

Gujju : Now you're talking..!! Ok, it's a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow at 10 AM then?

Beware of HR,,, :P

Wife - Lets go for a dinner tonight.
Husband (HR Manager) - Ok.

Husband - Should we go to a cheaper restaurant ?
Wife - No. Let's go to Royal Palace hotel.

Husband - (silence for a minute) - Ok, See you at 7.O 'Clock.

On the way, around 6.30 pm...

Husband - Once upon a time, I had pani puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me.
Wife - What's so difficult in it?

Husband - Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is so difficult.
Wife - I can easily beat you.

Husband - Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.
Wife - Let us have that competition right now.

Husband - So you want to see yourself defeated?
Wife - Let's see.

They both stop at a Pani-puri stall and start eating... After about 30 Pani-puris the husband gave up.
The wife was also full, but to defeat her husband, she ate one more and shouted, *"You lose."* The bill was Rs 50/- and wife was back home and happy as she won the bet.

Moral of the Story...

*Main aim of a HR Manager is to satisfy employee with minimum investments. Winning attitude with less investment, ensuring strong Return On Investment!*

Chicken Story

A farmer owns 25 young hens and one male...

As he feels that the old male could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young male from the market...

Old Male to YoungMale:

Old male: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity...
Young Male: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.

Old Male : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?
Young Male: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old Male: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all.
Young Male: OKKK.. What kind of competition?

Old Male: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young Male: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

In the morning the YoungMale allows the Old male to start off & when the Old male crosses the 10 meters mark the Young Male chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old male's back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly..."BANG"!!!

Before he could overtake the old male , he was shot dead by the farmer...

who cursed, : "Hell" This is the 5th GAY Male I've bought this week." ??


Moral: beware of senior experience in corporate politics !!!!!

iPhone 7 Vs Charming Girl’s Love (Dad’s Little Princess)

iPhone - Last week, one of my friend posted status on FB as "iPhone is class, rest all are not"

Yes, I do understand people are crazy about iPhone just for a showoff (Sorry iPhone Lovers, yes for showoff)

Like every Indian teenager, one CHARMING Girl Name: Pihu is also crazy about iPhone. She is just 17 but still she wants iPhone 7 because most of her friends are having iPhone.

Pihu is a youngest and only child of her parents. Her father is working for a MNC as a Senior Manager, he never refused any demand of her pretty Princess Pihu. Her mother is a housewife.

Pihu loves shopping, and also wants to become a Model. Most of time she dresses up like a Model

One Day

Pihu: Dad, I want iPhone 7 as all my friends are having iPhone.

Dad: Hmmm

Pihu: Dad, please give me iPhone 7,,, please please please

Dad: Hmmm

Pihu (Little Bit Aggressive): Dad, are you listening?

Dad: Yes

Pihu: Dad, please gift me iPhone 

Dad: Wait, I'm busy with my office work. Give me some time.

AFTER 10 MINS

Pihu (Naughty Smile): Dad, iPhone 7

Dad: Okay Dear, tomorrow we'll go out and buy new iPhone.

Pihu (Full of smiling face): Love You Dad, Love you so much

Dad: Love you too sweetheart, now go and have your dinner.

NEXT DAY - Early Morning

Pihu: Dad, dad, dad, wake up its 8o'clock

Dad: Hmmm

Pihu: Dad, come-on

Dad: Okay

Pihu (With naughty smile): At what time, we'll go to shopping mall?

Dad: Evening 5 or 6?

Pihu: No, it will be too late

Dad: Okay evening 4

Pihu: No, we'll go around 11:30AM

Dad (Surprise): Okay

Her Dad knows, she's desperate about iPhone

AT SHOPPING MALL

Sale Person: Hello Sir and Madam, How can I help you?

Dad: We are looking for iPhone 7

Sale Person: Sir, iPhone 7 with 128 GB memory or more?

Pihu: 256GB, Sir

Dad (Shocking and thinking my laptop capacity is 500GB only): Okay

Sale Person: Which color do you want to buy? Black or

In middle

Pihu: Pink only

Sale Person: Okay Mam, sure. Anything else?

Pihu: Yes, back cover also

Dad (Shocking Reaction): Why??

Pihu: Dad, it's too costly. I don't want any scratch on this

Dad: Oh my Son.

Pihu: Dad, what happened?

Dad (Deep Breath): Listen son, you want to protect this iPhone with cover which is just a device. Can you please tell me how can I protect my priceless Princess?

Pihu (Shocked): Who?

Dad: You, my princess

Pihu: Why, what happened Dad?

Dad: Look my Princess, how people are staring at you (because she's in shorts). Can you tell me how can I protect you from these society scratches?

It's not about the dressing sense it's just about the LOVE and CARE, which her Dad showed about her.

Pihu (Thinking and Thinking): Blank

Dad: What happened dear?

Pihu: Don't know dad.

Dad: Yes, iPhone is costly but in front of you that is nothing.

The Indian Doctor

An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'

An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."

Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Indian: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Indian: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."

Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
Indian: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

You can't beat Indian Doctors

It is my Mistake -- I accept it...

Mistakes Happen..... How many times have we actually accepted it as our own ? Just ask 15-time Grammy Award winner, Adele. If you guys saw her Grammy awards performance you know what I am talking about.

She was only moments into her tribute to George Michael, when she stopped and asked to restart the song because it didn’t sound right. At this point of time I actually thought about my work (I know weird) but I am quite odd that way. Recently I experience something very similar when I was giving a presentation and I stopped as I thought it was not making any sense. I took a few moments and restarted only to be applauded by him.

But back to Adele, instead of being ridiculed, scorned or shunned, she's experiencing the exact opposite. Tweets are coming in from all over the globe celebrating Adele's courage to acknowledge her mistake, start over and deliver what was ultimately an amazing performance.

We may not all be on the Grammy stage with the eyes of the world upon us, but we can learn from Adele's courage and ability to embrace making mistakes. We are all human and we are all learners.

So let aside your failures and fear and let us put experience and learning at center stage. Please let me know if you have had similar experiences.

Lesson To Everyone

A son took his old father to a restaurant for an evening dinner.

Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food on his shirt and trousers. Others diners watched him in disgust while his son was calm.

After he finished eating, his son who was not at all embarrassed, quietly took him to the wash room, wiped the food particles, removed the stains, combed his hair and fitted his spectacles firmly.

When they came out, the entire restaurant was watching them in dead silence, not able to grasp how someone could embarrass themselves publicly like that.

The son settled the bill and started walking out with his father.

At that time, an old man amongst the diners called out to the son and asked him, “Don’t you think you have left something behind?”.

The son replied, “No sir, I haven’t”.

The old man retorted, “Yes, you have! You left a lesson for every son and hope for every father“.

15 Places To Visit In India Before You Get MARRIED

Collect Unforgettable Moments Not Expensive Things

Disclaimer: This list of tourist places isn’t only for men! :P 

1. Trip To Goa With Friends (Not as a GF/BF)
2. Trek On The Hills Of Mcleodganj
3. Conquer the fears of water with Scuba Diving in Andaman
4. Ride on the Leh-Ladakh Highway and camp under the stars in Ladakh
5. Explore the Ghats in Banaras
6. Stay overnight at Marine Drive in the never sleeping city of Mumbai
7. Explore the Scotland of the south – Coorg
8. Volunteer with the monks in Sikkim
9. Enchant your spirit in Kerala
10. Drive Through The Forest of Bandipur
11. Celebration for Colors in Mathura
12. Travel To The Salt Lands During The Kutch Festival
13. Beat Your Fear Of Heights – Go Paragliding In Solang
14. A Wildlife Trip To Dibru Saikhowa National Park in Assam
15. White Water Rafting in Rishikesh

Journey From Bangalore to Gokarna

Kudle Beach

"Land of palm trees, blue seas and golden sands"

With its pristine beaches and breathtaking landscapes, Gokarna is a Hindu pilgrimage town and a newly found hub for beach lovers and hippies.

Situated on the coast of Karwar, Gokarna is a small town in Karnataka, primarily known for two reasons - its beaches and temples. Gokarna can be different things to different people. Every year hordes of tourists visit Gokarna in search of sanctity and salvation on one hand and respite and relaxation on the other.

Distance:

From Bangalore 7 h 40 min (484.3 km) via NH48

Weather:	23° C
State Rank:	1 out of 52 Places To Visit In Karnataka
Ideal Duration:	2-3 days
Best Time:	Throughout the year

Top Things To Do In Gokarna

Here are the top 5 places to visit in Gokarna

1. Om Beach - 1 kms from city center, Famous for being naturally shaped like the auspicious symbol Om, Om beach attracts tourists round the year.
2. Kudle Beach - 2 kms from city center, This is one of the most famous tourist spot, located around 20-minutes (walking distance) away from Gokarna. Here travelers will get a number of simple huts and beach-side eating places where one can enjoy lots of things.
3. Mahabaleshwara Temple - 1 kms from city center, A Shiva Linga known as the Atmalinga is worshipped in this Mahabaleshwar temple.
4. Gokarna Beach - 1 kms from city center, Located close to Mahabaleshwara Temple, Gokarna beach is most popular with pilgrims coming to visit the temples.
5. City Shopping - 1 kms from city center, There are small shops in the town selling some religious trinkets, incense sticks and some cheap clothes. There are no souvenirs in particular that tourists generally carry from Gokarna.

About Hotels in Gokarna 

Various options for staying are available to the tourists. Low range to exotic resorts are well spread out over the town. Beach resorts are also highly demanded by the tourists.

Few Memories: