Presence of mind helps, Never Panic....!!!

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter.

The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop,

but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.


So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter".
To his surprise, the customer was standing right behind him..!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

So the boy added immediately, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!!!!!!".

After the customer left, the manager said "You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?"


To this the boy said, "I come from Brazil. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players!!!!!"


The manager replied coldly, "My wife is also from Brazil ".


To this the boy asked excitedly, "Oh yeah? Which team does she plays for?"

Corporate Lesson: Presence of mind helps, Never Panic....!!!

We both left home at 18 (Dedicated to the greats of Indian Army)

We both left home at 18,
You cleared JEE,
I got recommended.
You got IIT,
I got NDA.

You persuaded your degree,
I had the toughest training.

Your day started at 7 and ended at 5,
Mine started at 4 till 9 and
Some nights also included.
You had your convocation ceremony,
I had my POP.

Best company took you and
Best package was awarded,
I was ordered to join my paltan
With 2 stars piped on my shoulders.
You got a job,
I got a way of life.

Every eve you got to see your family,
I just wished i got to see my parents soon.
You celebrated festivals with lights and music,
I celebrated with my comrade in bunkers.

We both married,
Your wife got to see you everyday,
My wife just wished i was Alive.

You were sent to business trips,
I was sent on line of control.
We both returned,

Both wives couldn't control their tears, but
You wiped her but,
I couldn't...
You hugged her but,
I couldn't.

Because I was lying in the coffin,
With medals on my chest and,
Coffin wrapped with tricolor.
My way of life ended...
Your continued.

We both left home at 18 (Dedicated to the greats of Indian Army)

I Have Experience in Attending Interview Wearing Proper Formal Dress

Interviewer 1 : So ! How many years experience do you have ? Candidate : I am fresher ! Interviewer 1 : Sorry there is no place for fresher for now. ----------- Interviewer 2 : You passed a year ago and you are still unemployed? Candidate : Searching for best opportunity. Interviewer 2 : Sort we don't have time to train fresher . -----------

Interviewer 3 : In which skill you are expert? Candidate : "Interview skill sir " Interviewer 3 : What ? Candidate : Am experienced in -attending interview wearing proper formal dress !!
-Talking fluent English !
-Hearing all good feedback but still doesn't gets placed since they ask 30 Yrs of exp in work from a 22 yr old .
- Experienced in attending 15 interviews!
-High level of tolerance of accepting rejection . Interviewer 3 : --- speechless ---- #sadgeneration in-spite of having skills n knowledge many don't get job due to inefficiency to train a fresher or high population